My Little Tea Pot

[miri_uchiha]

Pairing: Chibi!Changmin/Yoochun
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Summary: Tea parties were for girls, so why was Changmin sitting at a pink table sipping tea?
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"So Changmin, would you like some butter cookies with your tea?"

The five-year old glared at the slightly older boy across the table with hatred in his eyes. The other boy smiled and brushed the hair from his face, fingers picking up a piece of cookie and placing it carefully on the beautifully, decorated plastic plate. Changmin looked at the cookie then back at the boy. He hated tea parties. He hated pink. And he most definitely hated the boy sitting across from him who had a fake look of innocence on his face.

"Do you always capture the people you like, Yoochun-hyung?"

Yoochun batted his eyes and giggled lightly, "I only like tea parties, Changmin."

"Then do you like pink too?" Changmin questioned.

"It came with the set," Yoochun shrugged indifferently and sipped his tea with a smack.

"Why me?"

"You were the easiest to catch and you love food. Say ahh . . . "

Changmin turned his cheek to the boy. He had his own hands, if only he could use them. But they were tied up at the moment.

"Come on, Changminnie . . . You know you want it . . . "

"Not from your hands."

"But Minnie . . . if you use your face to eat, it won't be gentlemanly of you," Yoochun smiled and pushed the cookie towards him once again. Changmin continued to refuse. It was unfair that the older boy had duped him while he was at his weakest . . . And it was unfair that he was tied down to a chair while there was food right in front of him. He was no baby and he wasn't going to let a girly-boy feed him like this.

"I'm only five . . . what do I know about being a gentleman?" Changmin retorted.

"You're right," Yoochun sat back and popped a cookie in his mouth, "You'll never get a girlfriend this way. She would be the one waiting on your hand and foot while you just stand there like the arrogant person that you are."

"Hey!" Changmin snapped.

"I mean, your girlfriend offered you something to eat but you turned away. Do you want her to beg first before you accept it?"

Changmin smirked, "Are you going to beg, Yoochun-hyung?"

"Are you acknowledging that we're together?" Yoochun teased, eyebrows wagging up and down.

"You haven't answered my question first, Yoochun."

"I'm not sane enough."

Changmin glowered, "Then sip some more of that stupid tea and then answer me."

Yoochun smiled and brought the cup to his lips before taking a sip. Changmin waited for the older boy to reply to him, but instead Yoochun pushed the cookie back into his face again,

"Ahh . . . "

"How many times do I have to refuse, to make you realize that I do not want something hand-fed from you?"

"But Minnie, you just acknowledged that we're together, so why can't I do something as your girlfriend?" Yoochun asked.

"Boyfriend. You're not a girl, besides would a girlfriend tie up her boyfriend and force feed them? No."

Yoochun frowned, "You're right. It would be wrong."

Changmin watched with mirth as the older boy came around the table and began untying him from the chair. Without even a chance to escape, Yoochun pushed the cookie past his lips with a mega-watt smile on his face. Changmin sputtered the crumbs around the table. Yoochun clucked his tongue in disappointment as he pulled a hankerchief from his pocket,

"Now don't make a mess. You're supposed to be a gentleman."

"I'm only five years old!" Changmin argued, mouth full of chocolate chip cookies.

"Everything starts from there, Minnie," Yoochun smiled and proceeded to finish cleaning up the mess that his "boyfriend" made.

Comments

[roughmetal2.livejournal.com]

they were like two bickering adults...lolz

missed this pairing

[miri-uchiha.livejournal.com]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? XD

[nuhcuys.livejournal.com]

so funny and cute

[miri-uchiha.livejournal.com]

Thanks! =))

[ema-tsukimori.livejournal.com]

cute <3

[miri-uchiha.livejournal.com]

Thanks =)

[gu2duck.livejournal.com]

lols!!! chunnie is so into his world, he doesn't mind he plays tea party with all pink matching teapot set and tied-up force byf.

i so can forsee chunnie will be dom-mistress. LOLS
poor minnie.

[miri-uchiha.livejournal.com]

Their dynamic is just so fun to play with. =) I'm glad you liked it.